Hello, World!

You're in for a crazy ride, reader!

As my blog name says, I am a crazy smidget. The 'crazy' part is understandable but I know what you're thinking. Why on earth would you effing call yourself a smidget??? But urbandictionary.com defines a smidget as (and I quote) "A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world." I do not expect you to believe this, but I do. It's seldom that I am being told or defined for that matter that I'm not a dwarf (hallelujah!) and that I have a sexy tush. Because if i really do have an ass like Jessica Biel's, I'll be walking backwards!